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There are 16 books on my #toread pile. Plus 3 more on my kindle. I almost want to add one more to make it an even 20.

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#toread

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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official-sebastian-strider:

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

wHEEZESing

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heey-jude:

PREAAAAAAAACH

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gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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liliumorb:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Armin

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fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

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hante:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Leek ha address

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#bb

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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bleep0bleep:

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star-shyne-brite:

This is the thing that will keep me up at night until the Blood of Olympus comes out

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