Maddie here, i like a lot of things so stay tuned kids, we're going to have fun.
the best scene in the history of forever
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
He tried to give a flying fuck.
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
back to school shopping for a backpack
don’t forget your pencils!!
and your lunch
and your asswhoopen nerd
god im bored
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
next on cake boss:
customer: “i would like an alchemy cake.”
buddy: “an alchemy cake? sure i can do that”
customer: “there’s a catch.”
customer: “it has to actually perform alchemy and bring my cat back from the dead”
buddy: “………..HERE’S WHAT WE’S GONNA DO.”
what if you gained your icons personality for a week
i’m so sick of twelve constantly insulting clara’s appearance. not only does it make the doctor a massive douche (and is completely unnecessary i mean why the fuck would you even write that shit) but girls and young women - many of whom are likely to feel insecure about their appearance - are watching this and honestly what kind of message does it send to them when young, petite, gorgeous clara oswald is being constantly put down and mocked for her looks?